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		<title>Highways and Byways.</title>
		<link>http://scarwars.net/2009/09/21/highways-and-byways/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 02:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been suggested by some that I sometimes stretch the truth when it comes to telling stories about John Joyce. It could, for example, be argued that John wasn&#8217;t the first man on the moon despite what I&#8217;ve said in the past, and it&#8217;s true that there is no proof that John can change the &#8230; <a href="http://scarwars.net/2009/09/21/highways-and-byways/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s been suggested by some that I sometimes stretch the truth when it comes to telling stories about John Joyce. It could, for example,  be argued that John wasn&#8217;t the first man on the moon despite what I&#8217;ve said in the past, and it&#8217;s true that there is no <i>proof</i> that John can change the weather in any given US city (with international cities pending) just by tugging on his magnificent beard.</p>
<p>With all that said, when I ran into John today at his Scarab Body Arts studio in Syracuse NY&#8230;. he was freshly back from a relaxing weekend of Bear hunting. </p>
<p><P>Think about what you did this weekend. Now imagine if somehow a bear was involved. Add freezing temperatures and a canoe, and you have what Mr. Joyce does for fun. All I managed to do this weekend was <a href="http://scarwars.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/donkey.jpg">feed a donkey</a>.</p>
<p><P>Here&#8217;s the kicker- John knows you&#8217;re reading this right now. He&#8217;s like the Santa Claus of Scarification.</p>
<p><P>Happy Monday.</p>
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		<title>Scarification is serious business.</title>
		<link>http://scarwars.net/2009/07/13/scarification-is-serious-business/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m not even going to try to attempt to explain how this photograph (by Atom Moore) came about.<br />
The cutting (click through- not safe for work) is a collaborative piece by Wayde Dunn (left) and Brian &#8220;creepy eyes&#8221; Decker (right) and was done on my lovely friend V at SW3.<br />
Click through for more!</p>
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<p>Fun!</p>
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		<title>Happy Birthday Brian Decker!</title>
		<link>http://scarwars.net/2009/06/29/happy-birthday-brian-decker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Brian Decker; For your contributions to the Scarification (and Modification) Community, we decided to get you a stripper for your birthday. Due to the economy and cutbacks, the only stripper we could afford was you. We hope you have a wonderful birthday despite this turn of events. With love, Scarwars.org. PS: We&#8217;ve thrown in &#8230; <a href="http://scarwars.net/2009/06/29/happy-birthday-brian-decker/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>Dear Brian Decker;</p>
<p>For your contributions to the Scarification (and Modification) Community, we decided to get you a stripper for your birthday. Due to the economy and cutbacks, the only stripper we could afford was you. We hope you have a wonderful birthday despite this turn of events.</p>
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With love,<br />
Scarwars.org.</p>
<p>PS: We&#8217;ve thrown in Brian Sowden at no additional cost. No need to thank us, the smile on your face says it all.<br />
<P>Photo by Atom Moore. </p>
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		<title>SW Consigliere- Brian Sowden.</title>
		<link>http://scarwars.net/2009/06/13/sw-consigliere-brian-sowden/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve known Brian for nearly a decade. I&#8217;ve said it before, but he&#8217;s gotten me out of as much trouble as he&#8217;s gotten me into and is privy to private goings on in my life that I myself don&#8217;t even remember. When I started working on the SW events, Brian stepped in as my event &#8230; <a href="http://scarwars.net/2009/06/13/sw-consigliere-brian-sowden/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve known Brian for nearly a decade. I&#8217;ve said it before, but he&#8217;s gotten me out of as much trouble as he&#8217;s gotten me into and is privy to private goings on in my life that I myself don&#8217;t even remember. When I started working on the SW events, Brian stepped in as my event consigliere, helping me out immeasurably as well as helping out the event coordinators, providing transportation solutions, picking up the slack, putting out the fires and on occasion, letting his hair down and having a good time.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s also a man of rather&#8230; extreme tastes&#8230; so when I can, I try to give a little back for all that he&#8217;s given me.</p>
<p>Hopefully we&#8217;ll be seeing more from Brian soon!</p>
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