photo by Philip Barbosa.
To my lovely, strange, hilarious impression doing, epic story telling, sweeter than aspartame, knows more about Hinduism than Hindus and more about the Romans than the Romans and your history teacher combined, could charm the pants (habit?) off a nun boyfriend: I (and many others) love you more than the day is long and hope you have an amazing birthday/boys only meat party. I’ll be here to rub your very sore, meat filled tummy when you get home.
I have known and been very much in love with you for just under a year now and look forward to writing you silly birthday messages for your 36th, 37th, and 95th birthdays.
Now go grab your present out of the closet. I know you’ve been stalking it like a lion would a gazelle for a week now.
Haha. Thanks sweetie.
The present was awesome! (Mark Ryden YHWH vinyl toy with print!)