Dear Brian Decker;

For your contributions to the Scarification (and Modification) Community, we decided to get you a stripper for your birthday. Due to the economy and cutbacks, the only stripper we could afford was you. We hope you have a wonderful birthday despite this turn of events.

With love,
Scarwars.org.

PS: We’ve thrown in Brian Sowden at no additional cost. No need to thank us, the smile on your face says it all.

Photo by Atom Moore.